• An Open Letter To Jim Sparks

    Hi Jim,

    You don’t know me– I’m just some yahoo who comments on UFO stuff on the internet. I freely admit that everything I know about UFOs and extraterrestrials I learned by watching and listening to Youtube videos, yours included. I found your Project Camelot and Dark Matter interviews very compelling. I also found many elements of your story quite familiar. Have you listened to any lectures by Dr. Karla Turner from the early 90s? I encourage you to do so. I think they may give you some perspective on your abduction experiences.

    I’m not about to doubt the credibility of your story. You go into great detail and don’t stall in the telling of your tales as I think a fabricator might. In fact, the only thing that troubles me about it is that you’ve made no attempt to create some physical or photographic evidence of it. I’m sure the greys have ways of disabling any attempts at electronic surveillance, but have you even tried? Or perhaps had a friend watch your place with a camera equipped with a telephoto lens? It’s a concern, but as Dr. Turner has said,

    “The nature of the the alien activity is designed to keep us from having much in the way of concrete evidence.”

    What I will attempt to question is the statements and motivations of the beings who call themselves “The Keepers.” The name they’ve given themselves sounds quite benevolent. Has a much nicer ring than “Serial Kidnappers” or “Rapists”, which is a couple of the things they do. According to you, their plan is to heal our planet by abducting, educating, and then wiping the memories of large numbers of people, leaving them with a subconscious sense of environmental urgency by implanting the message “your planet is dying.” Continue reading  Post ID 81

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  • Hoax UFO Videos Are Like Porn

    Browsing the UFO channels, I came to a realization: The NDestinationUnknown Youtube channel, claiming to have “The Best UFO Sightings” has not one authentic video clip. Every single one includes badly composited computer generated imagery.

    I went back to their very first video from two years ago, and searched forward. Really bad fakes. Every. Single. One. The fact that one of their posts has over 400,000 views makes me want to weep for humanity. The video that got that many views is so incredibly bad. They put in almost no effort to make the stuff look real.

    I know people who make comedy sketches for Youtube. Really great stuff, made by a team of talented writers, performers, editors, and other artists who have honed their craft for many years, often with no compensation.  On average, their videos get about the same number of views as a fake UFO channel, for about one hundred times the effort.

    There’s one other genre that has an equal or greater appeal compared to the effort required: porn. Consider the similarities: Continue reading  Post ID 81

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  • No, Edward Snowden DID NOT Reveal Anything About UFOs

    I can’t believe I even have to say this, you guys, but there are so many opportunistic douchebags out there using NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden’s name as clickbait (thirdphaseofmoon, The Cosmos News, ADG, and others) that someone has to spell it out. There is not one shred of evidence, not one, to support the idea that any such info was released… unless you believe the Iranian FARS news agency which also reported more Americans would vote for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad than Barack Obama.

    In the case of thirdphaseofmoon, it’s just become another one of the interchangeable, meaningless buzzwords they use to drive traffic, along with “incredible footage”, “breaking”, “smoking gun”, and “special report.”

    The Cosmos News, with its overuse of graphics and creepy robot voice, went so far as to totally fabricate a story they claim was reported on the site The Intercept regarding UFO photos. Continue reading  Post ID 81

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  • Looknowtv’s Latest Ploy: Honey, I Shrunk The Discs

    Having proved unsuccessful at faking clear, close-up UFO video clips (see UFO Theater Ep. 1), profiteer UFO Youtube channel Looknowtv is trying a different tactic. In their latest post, “BEST UFO SIGHTINGS FEBRUARY 2014” they shrink UFOs to miniscule sizes where low resolution and compression obscure any evidence of tampering. Continue reading  Post ID 81

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  • Drama Queen UFO Documentarian is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

    The fake UFO channel everybody loves to hate, thirdphaseofmoon (which I won’t link to, because seriously) recently posted an interview with UFO documentarian Michael Horn who, according to producer Blake, was “back by poplar demand,” which I assume to mean the very trees cried out for more of him.

    Horn is “the North American Publicist for the alleged UFO Contactee, Eduard Albert ‘Billy’ Meier.” If you’re not familiar with Meier, look him up. I’m not going down that bottomless rabbit hole. And “North American”? Does that mean there’s a South American, European and African publicist as well? Has Billy become MeierCorp International?

    The way these appearances work is somebody comes on to promote their product, in this case Michael Horn’s documentary And Did They Listen?, a title which already sounds like it’s scolding somebody, and thirdphaseofmoon gets free content (5 commercial breaks! Cha-ching!). As is the custom with TPM interviews, the guest is never challenged on any of their assertions. To say they lob softball questions is demeaning to softballs. It has to be that way, or nobody will appear on your channel unless you’re Joe Rogan, who can get actual celebrities on his show.

    The best way to describe Horn’s mood is outrage. He has been wronged. He has attempted to have a screening of his film at Arizona State University, and has been rebuffed. In his own words: Continue reading  Post ID 81

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